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Practice: The Cow 🐮

Anna Cramling's meme masterpiece

A creative system by WFM Anna Cramling where both knights take a scenic tour of the board: Ne2→Ng3 on the kingside and Nd2→Nb3 on the queenside. The resulting pawn structure is said to resemble a cow.

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Key strategic ideas

  • White plays Nc3, Nf3, and g3 early, creating a weird formation where the knights and pawns supposedly look like a cow's face and horns.
  • The opening is a joke. Its only value is confusing opponents who expect normal chess and cannot figure out the best response.
  • If the opponent plays passively, White can still build a decent position with an eventual e4 or d4 push.

Common mistakes & traps

  • There are no real traps. The trap is the opening itself: opponents waste time and clock trying to figure out what White is doing.
  • If Black overreacts with aggressive ...e5 and ...d5 pushes, White can sometimes exploit the overextended pawns with a timely d3-e4 break.

Pawn structure notes

No defined structure. White's pawns are typically on d3, g3, and sometimes e4 or d4 depending on Black's setup. The flexibility is the whole point.

All lines in The Cow 🐮

The Cow beginner
1. e3 e5
2. d3 d5
3. Ne2 Nf6
4. Ng3 Nc6
5. Nd2 Be7
6. Nb3
White develops both knights to unusual squares in a specific tour. Ne2 and Ng3 patrol the kingside; Nd2 and Nb3 watch the queenside. Udderly unconventional.
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