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The Cow 🐮 M00
Anna Cramling's meme masterpiece
The Cow
A creative system by WFM Anna Cramling where both knights take a scenic tour of the board: Ne2→Ng3 on the kingside and Nd2→Nb3 on the queenside. The resulting pawn structure is said to resemble a cow.
The Cow is a meme opening for fun and chaos. It's not objectively good, but it's hilarious when it works. Play it in blitz, play it with friends, and enjoy the utter confusion on your opponent's face when your knights tour the board like livestock.
Lines
The Cow
beginner
1. e3 e5
2. d3 d5
3. Ne2 Nf6
4. Ng3 Nc6
5. Nd2 Be7
6. Nb3
White develops both knights to unusual squares in a specific tour. Ne2 and Ng3 patrol the kingside; Nd2 and Nb3 watch the queenside. Udderly unconventional.
2. d3 d5
3. Ne2 Nf6
4. Ng3 Nc6
5. Nd2 Be7
6. Nb3